Everything looks different today; new, shiny, or, as Stephen Colbert said last night*:
"Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world - a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!"Let the fun begin!
* Note that you need Windows Media Player v. 9 (and Mac users need the "Windows Media Components for Quick Time") to watch the video.
Tags: election 2006, Jerry Lewis, House of Representatives